There are no warlike people, just warlike leaders - Ralph Bunche
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - George Carlin
All the world's a stage, but most of us are stagehands.
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottle of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. - George Carlin
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke
The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment; it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others; it is in yourself alone. - Orison Swett Marden
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box.
I was an only child....eventually. - Steven Wright
There are many ways of going forward, but there is only one way of standing still.
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? - George Carlin
Be neither too remote nor too familiar. - Prince Charles, of Wales
Marriage is like any other job: it's much easier if you like the boss.
Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance. - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
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