If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. - Bill Vaughan
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneres
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. - Douglas Adams
We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck . . . But part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness. - Ellen Goodman
A perfection of means, and confusion of aims, seems to be our main problem. - Albert Einstein
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. - Mark Twain
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're
reading, reading...and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm
like that all the time. - Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
- Steven Wright
An optimist is a person who sticks on the stamp before addressing the envelope.
Till the war-drum throbb`d no longer, and the battle-flags were furl`d; In the parliament of man; the Federation of the world. - Alfred Tennyson
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend. I didn't bother with him. - George Carlin
Don't just teach your children to read... Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything. - George Carlin
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