The more you say, the less people remember.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong. - Charles Wadsworth
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like "Psychic Wins Lottery"? - Jay Leno
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which. - Douglas Adams
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest. - Sam Levenson (1911 - 1980) Humorist
The only `intuitive' interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned. -Bruce Ediger
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin
A man needs a good memory after he has lied.
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein
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